Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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