Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize