Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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