How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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