Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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