Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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