"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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