If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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