So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
she smelled like a LAN party
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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