jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Floor bacon is actually really good
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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