whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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