there was a trapeze. enough said
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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