I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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