i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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