no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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