just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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