i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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