it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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