Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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