I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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