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I hope mine doesn't look like that
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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