think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just want nice things and good sex
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
