I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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