I wanna passion pit in your ass
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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