I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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