I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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