I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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