yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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