i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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