What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
MIDGETS
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He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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