I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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