absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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