I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
there is puke in my bra ... again
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