You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
