a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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