So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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