i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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