What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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