normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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