Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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