I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
is it fun? or sober?
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