ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
FUCK WHALES
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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