NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize