Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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