Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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