oh god the rape fog is back!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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