I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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