All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
