Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I puked a lego.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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