he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize