and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
