I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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