Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The feeling are messing with the penis
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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