Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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