butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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