I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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