I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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