no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have tasted many bathrooms
wow bdsm is so cute
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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