my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
That accounts for only three of the penises
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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