so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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